Illiana Music - Supporting the local scene

SITE DISCLAIMER:

This site is here for the sole purpose and intention of promoting music, good or bad, to the Chicagoland market Illiana-ites near and far. It’s probable that you will agree with the subject matter and content of this site. But there is a great chance you could be completely appalled by the endless high jinks and tomfoolery that only we can give you. There will be pictures of band members (well, not their members) that can be completely hideous and not fun to look at. On the other hand we here at Illiana Music understand this is a family site. That being said; No profanity, No images of scantily clad women, No references to partying (alcohol or recreational drugs), No inference of anything immoral, unsafe, or life threatening, No glorifying violence or the psychotic lunacy of someone infamous.

WAIT ONE MINUTE HERE - WE’RE NOT THE MODERN DAY P.M.R.C.!!!
FORGET ABOUT WHAT I JUST MENTIONED - ANYTHING GOES HERE!!

BY CLICKING BELOW I AGREE TO BE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OF AGE!!

YOU WILL BE EXPOSED TO:

1. LAST CALLS AND BREAKING BALLS!! DRINKING BOOZE AND BREAKING NEWS!!

2. AGREE TO COME TO SITE OFTEN, AND MOSTLY WHEN YOU’RE ON THE CLOCK, ON SOMEONE ELSE’S DIME. SCHOOL AND LIBRARY COMPUTERS ARE COOL AS WELL, JUST AS LONG AS YOU’RE GETTING OVER.

3. YOU MAY AGREE, DISAGREE, OR MAY BE INDIFFRENT TO THE TYPES OF MUSIC YOU WILL BE EXPOSED TO HERE. BUT PLEASE PROMISE TO COME BACK OFTEN EVEN IF SOME OF THE MUSIC SUCKS!!

4. YOU WILL NOT TAKE ANY IMAGES OF BANDS, OR QUOTES OF BANDS OR JOURNALISTS, AND CROP OR ALTER FOR PERSONAL GAIN!! IT WLL ONLY BE PERMITTED IF YOU ARE BEING MALICIOUS, SCANDALOUS, LEWD, OR LASCIVIOUS. THAT’S THE ONLY CONTEXT IT’S FUNNY IN!!

5. IF A WRITER ON THE SITE HAS AN OPINION OR A MUSICIAN SAYS SOMETHING YOU DON’T AGREE WITH; DO NOT THREATEN, WISH HARM ON THE INDIVIDUAL’S WELL BEING, CURSE HIS FIRST BORN, OR BRING HIS WIFE, GIRLFRIEND, OR MAMA INTO IT. IF YOU DO SO, AT LEAST DON’T IDENTIFY YOURSELF!!

6. REMEMBER: WHEN COMING HOME AT 4 A.M. AFTER A SHOW OR PARTYING; BE CAREFUL WHEN OPERATING THE KEYBOARD & MOUSE AND SENDING “DRUNK” HATE MAIL. WE HAVE A BIG FOLDER FULL OF THEM FROM THE LAST FEW YEARS - WE’RE JUST WAITING FOR THE OPPORTUNE TIME TO BUST THEM OUT. WE WILL CHARGE YOU WITH ‘EUI’ (E-MAILING UNDER THE INFLUENCE). YOU WILL THEN GO IN FRONT OF A JURY OF ILLIANA-ITES, AND IF FOUND GUILTY YOU WILL BE EXPOSED IN THE HATE MAIL (DOUCHE) BAG.

IF YOU ARE DOWN WITH THE ABOVE MENTIONED, PLEASE MOVE AHEAD!